I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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