she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
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Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
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Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
Randomize