She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
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