well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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