So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
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