Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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