she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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