I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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