i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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