She's JV to your varsity
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
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i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
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You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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