i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Come share oat with me in your robe
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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