yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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