how can u be prego again
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
We talked him into tasing himself.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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