The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
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My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
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I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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