Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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