I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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