i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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nvm
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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