my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
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Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
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yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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