Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
pray to the hookup gods
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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