is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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