Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct