hotel room ftw
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
I want a musical about memes.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
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