also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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