this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
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at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
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Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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