I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
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Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
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Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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