i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
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Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
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We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
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He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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