Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Boobs are out for the taking
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Randomize
