Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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