and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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