I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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