love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
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This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
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Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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