This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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