Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
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