used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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