Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
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