try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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