yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
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She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
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He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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