if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
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Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
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This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
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