Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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