garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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