is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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