i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
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just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
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I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
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