I'm drive I can fine osifer
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
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