My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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