well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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