The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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