it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
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just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
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Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
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