well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
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Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
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he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
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so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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