Sponge bath it is.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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