So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
he puts the penis in happiness.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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