Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
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