yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Randomize
