therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
did i walk over a car last night?
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
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