You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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