So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
What a dumb baby whore.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
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